You want to enjoy your trip to Paris, you should take this list of things to not do in consideration.
How I get to the Museum? Don’t ask the Parisians
Even if they know how to get to the destination, they will not tell you, they not have time, or just they don’t want.
You have the right to look at your mobile or the ground. It’s all what you have.
You don’t like PSG, keep it for yourself.
Maybe Ibrahimovitch can’t attack you for this. But, the supporters, I don’t know. Save your life and shut up.
Remain on the left of the escalator without moving
Like on road with a car (Not the British road). If you move slowly, it will be better to stay in the right or move your …
Start a conversation in the metro
Just don’t do it, you can read the news or a book.
Do not stop in the middle of the walkway
Don’t stop walking. Don’t even think about it.
You Smile, it’s not funny at all !!
The smile is for idiots and tourists.
First, They don’t want your money (15% of the price of the services is a pourboire), second they’re not that nice.
Eating a kebab or a panini in Saint-Michel, run for your life.
Keep moving if you want to enjoy your life.
Ask someone to take you a picture
The answer is: No or … Non.
Wait for the green little man before crossing the road
Why ???? The cars are already stopped.